American Gothic
-- Grant Wood
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The site with a "gonzo, sci-fi,
cow jazz sense of humor"--Terry Gardner*
Hi! Welcome to my study! Pull up a chair...you might try the leather-covered
wingback by the window...grab a magazine or newpaper, and put your feet
up on the ottoman. Sorry, I don't have any cigars since I don't smoke.
If you smoke, please do not throw your butts in here!
House Rules
Be sure to observe the house rules:
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No tidying up or straightening pictures, please! I like things disorderly
so I can find them! Besides the magazines on the floor protect the carpeting,
and if the pictures were straightened, it might affect my skewed view of
the world.
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This study is a nuclear free-zone, and I will not tolerate anyone bringing
nuclear missiles into my study! If you have any nukes on your person, please
remove them at once and before entering stow them in the hall closet where
they can do no harm!
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Political correctness will not be tolerated unless you are politically
otherly-abled.
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No foul language or expectorating allowed.
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Do not remove boots. How else will I know you are from Texas?
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Pocket protectors are allowed only if you can recite the mnemonic for the
resistor color code.
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Dieting allowed only on a full stomach.
The Proprietor
The proprietor is Lee Murrah, who is so eccentric that he acts normal just
to be different. (I know it's hard to believe, but Lee is more like he
is now than he was just a moment ago).
Lee's study is located at Lee's home in Rochester Hills, Michigan near
Detroit where he has lived since 1997. Lee still can't decide whether
he is a "Michiganian" or a "Michigander", but he is
getting pretty good at the local practice of simulating the state geography
by holding up their right hand and saying "think of the lower peninsula
as a mitten--we are here." Lee now listens to Bobby Bare's recording
of "Detroit City" at least 16 hours a day (you know--"by day
I make the cars, and by night I make the bars").
Lee is an intellectual property (we used to be called "patent attorneys"
before we went highbrow) for ArvinMeritor,
Inc. at Troy, Michigan.
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If you'd like to see how Lee got himself into this predicament, you can
check out his biography.
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If you curious what Lee looks like, check out his photo
album.
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If you have a few extra hours and are the type of person who craves living
on the edge, or simply like to observe vanity in action, please visit Lee's
genealogy
page. Genealogy is a a hobby in which unsuccessful, dirt poor farmer
ancestors are elevated to social prominence.
- To learn how Lee evolved from an intellectually inclined lawyer to
a Bubba with a jacked-up Jeep with big "tars" who deliberately
drives over rocks and through mud, please see his Gone Wheelin' page.
- And for a better idea about how Lee's mind works (let me know if
you figure it out), be sure to see:
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Lee's eclectic (great word, huh?) hodge podge of interests
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A list of Lee's favorite things (absolutely guaranteed
not to include watermelon wine or old pickup trucks.)
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Quotes specially selected by Lee guaranteed to
tickle your neurons (or you money back, no questions asked -- but there
is a 10 page form to fill out.).
Amateur Radio
Antenna heads please assemble over here near the Super
Morse Home Page to get your DIT-DAHs.
Communicate with Lee
* In the interest of full disclosure, I must state that Terry Gardner
is my cousin, although a distant one. This type was deliberately chosen
to be very difficult to read. If you can read it, though, you are
substantially increasing your risk of cancer or something, or whatever was
in the paper today that the Canadian white mouse died from. |